01. Litter - there are bins, use them.
02. Car stereos at full blast with the windows down - why? I don't want to hear it.
03. Wearing jeans that hang round your ass - I really don't want to see it, and you look like an idiot - pull 'em up.
04. Why would I ever want to have a mobile phone hanging on a bit of cord around my neck? Why?
05. What's hard about being punctual? Note the time down, set out in good time, and make sure you arrive on time.
06. What on earth would make me hand over my bank details to some 'student' with an 'ID badge', just because he's collecting for charity?
07. I am the customer, you are the sales staff. You wait on me, I don't wait for you to finish your, ever so interesting, conversation with your mate. Serve me!
08. Drinking alcohol on the streets doesn't make you (a)hard (b)cool ©a rebel (d)classy. Especially when you're over 18 years of age.
09. Having a car that can do a maximum of 80 miles per hour, but then fecking around with the exhaust so that it sounds like it's doing the speed of light, isn't impressive. Get a job, save money and buy a decent car.
10. Baseball caps: I'm not a fan, but each to their own. There are, however, some rules: the cap can be worn with the peak to the front, and even (if you're American) with the peak to the back. Any other position and you will be laughed at.
I didn't want to do an 11th, but;
11. You're British, you're black......so stop trying to talk in that ridiculous American accent. You're not 'gangster' or 'ghetto', your name is Kevin and your father teaches English Lit.....deal with it!
Right, I'm off for a lie down.
This post has been edited by marvinbarcelona: 20 July 2009 - 06:08 PM

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