Today's "Handle Yo Pimp Bizness" Bill 'Mutha Fuckin' Clinton! Went to North Korea, not Compton, Not Baltimore, not Detroit, but North Korea! and said "Those are my ladies...and they comin with me. We can handle this like gentlemen, or we can get into some street shit.
Hillary: "Bill, we need some help getting the captive reporters in North Korea free."
Bill: "I would love to, but Days of Our Lives is on."
Hillary: "They are two attractive Asian women."
Bill: "When's my flight?"